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The flag of Kent is the flag of the English county of Kent. It features the white horse of Kent on a red background, a theme used in several other Kent-related coats of arms and logos or symbols. It is sometimes referred to as the Invicta Flag or Invicta Flag of Kent, after the motto of Kent, Invicta.
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Richard Weaver (1827–1906) was a member of the Wisconsin State Assembly and the Wisconsin State Senate.
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