{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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