{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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\"Sailing\" is a song by Japanese pop group AAA. It is their 31st single and is included in the group's seventh studio album 777: Triple Seven. The song was written by Mitsuhiro Hidaka and Tetsuya Komuro. The single was released in Japan on February 22, 2012, under Avex Trax in four editions: a CD-only edition, a CD and DVD A edition, a CD and DVD B edition, and a Mu-Mo edition. \"Sailing\" debuted at number four on the weekly Oricon singles chart. The single charted for six weeks and went on to sell over 45,600 copies in Japan.
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The Northern Railway (NR) is one of the 17 Railway zones of India and the northernmost zone of the Indian Railways. It is headquartered at Baroda House in New Delhi.
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Kremandala is a Belizean football team which currently competes in the Belize Premier Football League (BPFL) of the Football Federation of Belize.
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