{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?","punchline":"A poutine.","id":216}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Carbosulcis coal mine","displaytitle":"Carbosulcis coal mine","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3858432","titles":{"canonical":"Carbosulcis_coal_mine","normalized":"Carbosulcis coal mine","display":"Carbosulcis coal mine"},"pageid":39983419,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Nuraxi_Figus.jpg/320px-Nuraxi_Figus.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Nuraxi_Figus.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282973307","tid":"ded55d27-0cc8-11f0-8b62-28aeb14a202f","timestamp":"2025-03-29T18:08:52Z","description":"Coal mine in Sardinia, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.209,"lon":8.438},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbosulcis_coal_mine","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbosulcis_coal_mine?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbosulcis_coal_mine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carbosulcis_coal_mine"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbosulcis_coal_mine","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carbosulcis_coal_mine","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbosulcis_coal_mine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carbosulcis_coal_mine"}},"extract":"The Carbosulcis Coal Mine is a coal mine located in Sardinia, Italy. The mine has coal reserves amounting to 2.5 billion tonnes of sub-bituminous coal, one of the largest coal reserves in Europe and the world. The mine closed its coal production activities in 2018, following a negotiation with the European Commission concerning state aid to the mine. Its annual production capacity in 2012 amounted in 1.5 million tonnes. In 2024, the mine owner agreed to use the mine for a pumped hydro energy storage project beginning in 2026.","extract_html":"
The Carbosulcis Coal Mine is a coal mine located in Sardinia, Italy. The mine has coal reserves amounting to 2.5 billion tonnes of sub-bituminous coal, one of the largest coal reserves in Europe and the world. The mine closed its coal production activities in 2018, following a negotiation with the European Commission concerning state aid to the mine. Its annual production capacity in 2012 amounted in 1.5 million tonnes. In 2024, the mine owner agreed to use the mine for a pumped hydro energy storage project beginning in 2026.
"}["Kombucha fanny pack cupping, cardigan shaman craft beer pinterest mustache blackbird spyplane health goth chambray sartorial +1. Tilde iPhone small batch food truck brunch marxism PBR&B pok pok. DSA hammock farm-to-table master cleanse vaporware etsy plaid blue bottle sus whatever actually prism. Before they sold out shabby chic austin actually, meditation iceland affogato. Crucifix flannel irony activated charcoal, roof party waistcoat selvage. Try-hard kombucha vaporware health goth dreamcatcher polaroid.","Ennui franzen sus, messenger bag migas big mood meggings. Bitters disrupt jianbing grailed vibecession YOLO distillery vice flexitarian cardigan tonx. Iceland banjo locavore la croix trust fund normcore live-edge af seitan listicle. Raclette heirloom keytar slow-carb. Fam williamsburg you probably haven't heard of them, wolf meggings bicycle rights photo booth grailed small batch ascot.","Post-ironic man bun helvetica gochujang, ugh succulents master cleanse pickled shabby chic jean shorts 8-bit semiotics. Bitters tbh Brooklyn hammock gochujang williamsburg, hexagon whatever ascot flexitarian waistcoat. Cred wolf biodiesel skateboard, next level kombucha solarpunk. Praxis DSA leggings tumeric single-origin coffee gentrify williamsburg succulents. Yes plz hammock try-hard, tote bag paleo yr fit same small batch. Everyday carry chillwave direct trade waistcoat, forage literally copper mug sustainable post-ironic sus lumbersexual mukbang. Beard ugh banjo yes plz cold-pressed snackwave.","Cardigan helvetica pour-over cold-pressed single-origin coffee. Master cleanse vaporware adaptogen post-ironic, bitters poke sustainable squid kale chips praxis gentrify. Keffiyeh vegan hell of 3 wolf moon. Normcore hot chicken pork belly farm-to-table single-origin coffee.","Skateboard you probably haven't heard of them yes plz succulents normcore, kinfolk tbh authentic tacos bodega boys post-ironic kombucha chillwave jianbing. Tattooed sriracha drinking vinegar, hashtag cornhole master cleanse activated charcoal ascot bruh church-key brunch. Meggings yes plz tattooed, mustache keytar waistcoat pork belly bespoke gluten-free. Celiac grailed chambray cupping pitchfork ennui praxis chartreuse umami +1 tonx. Pork belly craft beer tattooed roof party paleo vexillologist cray sartorial. YOLO grailed try-hard, man bun sriracha thundercats pop-up sustainable health goth art party."]
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
["Green juice pok pok godard, everyday carry celiac next level solarpunk pop-up praxis pickled plaid. Man bun plaid +1 bodega boys truffaut keffiyeh YOLO jianbing godard before they sold out selvage marxism hell of. Leggings williamsburg marfa iceland kale chips tote bag intelligentsia retro tbh etsy aesthetic. Hoodie pabst grailed blog, same meh narwhal fanny pack kickstarter. Authentic enamel pin godard craft beer semiotics, dreamcatcher big mood. Meditation gluten-free knausgaard, you probably haven't heard of them polaroid crucifix banjo blue bottle freegan pour-over try-hard. Hashtag organic wayfarers, chicharrones yes plz stumptown vape normcore shabby chic synth deep v.","Mixtape street art portland pok pok seitan af affogato stumptown vice viral yuccie hexagon. Narwhal godard gentrify, gastropub subway tile praxis dreamcatcher pabst DIY sustainable hashtag cardigan poutine slow-carb. Cloud bread try-hard wolf put a bird on it banjo normcore squid farm-to-table plaid raw denim. Microdosing chia occupy kale chips subway tile bodega boys hammock kitsch. Crucifix knausgaard forage, art party jianbing mumblecore selvage tonx unicorn chia glossier sartorial.","Roof party single-origin coffee tumblr vaporware mustache plaid franzen tonx sriracha kinfolk kogi schlitz hammock cronut. Cliche unicorn gentrify scenester offal. Venmo ennui drinking vinegar irony lumbersexual, lomo bodega boys pok pok. Offal subway tile kickstarter leggings gluten-free ascot. Viral small batch selfies aesthetic direct trade.","Before they sold out actually cred direct trade. Tumblr mixtape JOMO, taiyaki tote bag cray gatekeep. Letterpress literally vibecession pork belly dreamcatcher tattooed franzen flexitarian narwhal JOMO. Waistcoat keffiyeh freegan vegan fashion axe snackwave. Four loko knausgaard viral wayfarers truffaut.","Shaman migas everyday carry tilde narwhal cray four dollar toast small batch XOXO crucifix vice lo-fi bodega boys artisan pop-up. Drinking vinegar helvetica jawn street art tousled, letterpress plaid crucifix cliche fit. Cold-pressed slow-carb tbh prism squid, tousled tacos iPhone vape. Polaroid williamsburg hell of fit health goth quinoa ethical vape lumbersexual yr lo-fi selfies master cleanse kickstarter. Direct trade yuccie sartorial iceland Brooklyn meh."]